Quarterly Returns Q3 2018 – Goal-scoring accuracy

Quarterly return posts supplement my monthly Financial Dashboard, covering investments in detail and looking at my yearly targets. Here I track purchases and sales, document progress against my (in progress) investment strategy, and discuss re-balancing and changes over time.

Q3 Returns:

Net worth Q3

Getting married and moving house were fantastic experiences, the peak of our year in a summer that will be remembered for sun, but they would not please Mr Scrooge. Rough sums suggest we spent around £15,000 on our wedding, half the national average of £30,355 (1). The actual figures in my spreadsheet are less, but some things like the price of MrsShrink’s wedding dress I’m just not allowed to know! About a 1/3rd of the costs were paid for or made by family. Like Mr & Mrs YFG at some point I’ll probably relate how we kept our wedding cheap (2). Moving house cost another £~5k through stamp duty and solicitors fees though this didn’t come out of our bank accounts. We safely avoided a painful potential £8k early repayment charge on our mortgage. We saw the £~5k cost through loss in our net worth as it was paid out of the equity in our previous property.

We’ve spent another £4,240 to date renovating the house, with new fixtures, fittings and soft furnishings throughout. This was mainly materials (and bloody curtains) as I can turn my hand to most DIY, and MrsShrink is a dab hand with a paintbrush. We did spend £1400 on plumbing work, but I’ll detail all when I get round to writing a property renovation post. The majority of the work is now done, with just a chimney cap rebuild (Jan 2019), new bathroom (~Q3 2019) and new kitchen to go (2020ish). My net worth has gradually increased during these months, but at a slow old rate. Current investment assets stand at:

  • Cash Savings Accounts £1000 (+£600)
  • Investments £0
  • Cars £3000

I am starting to value my books and art. I’ve accumulated a number of first-editions over the years, and a few original pieces of artwork by famous illustrators. I may keep this ‘off the books’, but interesting to know as a fallback.

Yearly Targets:

Goal 1: Build an emergency fund.

As per the r/UKpersonalfinance flow chart, I’m working towards building an emergency fund (3).

We currently have a month’s outgoings in our joint account (some of this will be eroded by our honeymoon), and I’ve another months parked in my savings account. MrsShrink and I will aim to build six months worth of our combined household expenses held across multiple high-interest current accounts. We’ll maximise the returns on this using the bank account savings website (4).

Goal 2: Pay off debts

At the start of Q3 my short term debts were £1.25k to family and £4.1k on 0% interest credit cards. We’ve talked with the family member who lent us the money, who doesn’t want it back until next year. I’ve instead focused on my credit card debt, which now stands at £3.6k. Some expensive exams and unexpected work costs haven’t helped. In future this will be budgeted for, with the emergency fund just in case. I still need to close my two redundant accounts, which currently prop up my credit score (as % of total credit used is low). As TI says over on Monevator, I’ve been borrowing from my future self (5). Following the good advice, I’ve been selling unwanted items to try and clear this further. I’m also planning to increase my monthly credit card payments from £250/month to £350/month to clear it earlier

Goal 3: Reduce superfluous outgoings.

Some serious differences been made here. The major influence has been that we’re no longer paying rent in one city where we live and mortgage on another home we never see. This has seen our monthly outgoings drop by at least £600/month. I’ve also made progress on my own personal spending, cutting down to a monthly budget. We’ve got further to go on our household grocery expenses, and on my hobbies, but all progress.

Goal 4: Commence investing!

This was the target for Q3, but I now recognise this was a little naive. As mentioned in this week’s Full English I’ve been watching the market ‘turbulence’ with interest. The argument that the earlier you invest the better is strong, and I’m well aware of the benefits of dollar-cost averaging (6, 7). Then there’s AWOCS’ tale of Bob, the world’s worst market timer (8). I’m uncomfortable commencing investing whilst my short-term debts, particularly my credit cards, exceed my liquid cash. Therefore the aim is to complete my investment strategy statement this quarter.

I’ll check in again in three months and see how things are getting on.


  1. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/wedding-cost-uk-average-how-much-marriage-ceremony-bridebook-a8460451.html
  2. https://youngfiguy.com/our-unconventional-and-cheap-wedding/
  3. https://www.reddit.com/r/UKPersonalFinance/
  4. https://www.bankaccountsavings.co.uk/
  5. http://monevator.com/why-you-must-get-out-and-stay-out-of-debt/
  6. http://uk.businessinsider.com/compound-interest-retirement-funds-2014-3
  7. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dollarcostaveraging.asp
  8. https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2014/02/worlds-worst-market-timer/

Quarterly Returns Q2 2018 – A Tale of Two Cities

For my first quarterly return, I’ll lay out the basic plan for the future, and then tell a little story of hindsight.

Quarterly return posts will supplement my monthly Financial Dashboard, but with a different focus. While the Financial Dash mainly deals with my day-to-day, week-to-week goals, budgeting, the Quarterly Returns will cover investments in detail and look at my yearly targets. Here I will track purchases and sales, document my investment strategy, and discuss re-balancing and changes over time. Inevitably there will be some overlap, but I’ll try to minimise this.

Eventually the plan is to display some pretty graphs of exposure, increase over time etc. As I’m still developing my spreadsheets, for now I’ll just make a nice list.

Q2 Returns:

  • Cash Savings Accounts £400
  • Investments £0
  • Esoteric tat £3000


Yearly Targets:

Goal 1: Build an emergency fund.

As per the r/UKpersonalfinance flow chart, I’m working towards building an emergency fund (1).

I currently have a month’s outgoings in our joint account, and working towards two months. I’m chipping away at this, but now I have a month’s worth tucked away (and completed some fairly massive life-costs) I’m going to target debts.

Goal 2: Pay off debts

At the start of Q2 my short term debts were £2.5k to family and £4.3k on 0% interest credit cards. These are now £1,250 and £4.1k respectively. The aim is to bring my credit card debt down gradually, but as it’s at 0% for another 2 years I may indulge in some stoozing (2). I can also now close two redundant credit cards now I have no upcoming credit applications.

Goal 3: Reduce superfluous outgoings.

I’ve managed to reduce my living costs (see below), but an area for future work.

Goal 4: Commence investing!

The target for Q3.

A Tale of Two Cities

Inspired by Ermine’s tale of a dumb property purchase, here’s mine (3). This is a story of opportunity cost, the British love affair with owning our own home, and how as a person sometimes buying is not the right thing to do.

As mentioned in my Musing On… Mortgages post, MrsFireShrink and I were lucky enough to purchase our own home in our mid-20s. There are plenty of reports and opinion pieces currently doing the rounds, detailing how a third of my generation “will never own a home”, how it’s a housing crisis and changes must be made to the broken market (4, 5, 6). Wind back to 2014, and those worries are starting to bubble to the surface, but not yet in the public consciousness.

In those heady, pre-Brexit, pre-coalition-of-the-contemptible days house prices are still rising. Property is still a sure thing. We’re over the 2008 wobble, Dave Cameron is in charge and ‘the city’ and financial markets are looking bullish. Every man and his dog is flipping the equity from their own home into a nice little BTL side-hustle, an earner for retirement, inheritance for the children. The market looks nice and rosy, house prices always go up, right…. right? (7):

Enter stage-left MrsShrink (then MissFrugalStrongIndependentWoman) and I. We sat and planned our future together. I was living in work digs, 150 miles from MrsShrink. These were particularly miserable NHS digs, built after the war and updated when things broke, sometimes (for example see 8). Lying on my lumpy single bed as snow, rain and hail came through the single-pane aluminium-framed windows (which you couldn’t shut properly) I dreamt of a home to call my own. Heating that wasn’t on flat out, 24/7, even in midsummer. An oven that worked, A gas hob younger than me. A fridge lacking CFCs, etc.

The saving grace of these digs was that they were cheap. Really cheap. 90% of my earnings was paying off accumulated student credit card and overdraft debt, or sitting in our first, joint, savings account. MrsShrink and I knew nothing of investing, and to this day MrsShrink is fearful and does not trust the markets. Our plan saw me moving back to join MrsShrink in the city we had studied in, which we had both fallen in love with.

MrsShrink was equally frugal. She had moved in with a friend who had recently bought and was renovating a small terrace. While it was uninhabitable she was staying at his parents, paying a tiny rent, but not ideal accommodation. 6 months in and she was desperate for her own space.

With a small gift from MrsShrink’s mother we had enough for a deposit. The city we studied in was located in the South. An ex-naval city, bombed in WW2 and with high unemployment. Lively, cheap to live in, plenty going on and lots surrounding. Rows of identical, overengineered victorian terraces meant housing was around the national average despite being in the South. Early on we decided we wanted something old, with features, with potential but a manageable project.

The house

We spent six months viewing 20+ houses. We watched perfect houses get snatched up by people outbidding us. We viewed some real shitholes, rotten floorboards and collapsing joists. We stretched a bit and leveraged to 90% LTV on 200k. We planned to be there until we had kids, so fixed for 5 years. In 2014, everyone predicted an interest rate rise.

Eventually we found a place. It was a bad house on a good street, with agents pushing for much more than it was worth. In an area of high demand it had been sat for a year. [Warning sign]. It was vast, full of old features and 10% over budget. It also stank of fags and had some qwalitee 90s additions. Faux plastic panelling and fibreboard partitions anyone? [Warning sign]. The electrics had recently been done (cheaply) as had the central heating (cheaply). [Warning sign].

All this didn’t matter. We were in love with it. We could own this big house on this lovely street, all our own! We’ll renovate it, start a family, make loadsa-cash.

The troubles

We put down an offer for 5% under asking, which was accepted after a bit of haggling. We organised a full structural survey. This showed some damp and rot in the downstairs structure, so we went back to the vendors and knocked another 5% off. We were now on (just) budget. We weren’t fazed by this, every old house needs some work, and for houses where the vendor has been there over 10 years a survey may be the first time anyone looks for problems for a while.

The survey also stated that the walls were covered with thick wallpaper, as were the ceilings, and so the structure was impossible to examine. Fair enough said we. [Error]. As first time buyers we were a quick sale. Besides we were now desperate to be in. We wanted our house. [Error]. We completed within two months.

Walking back into the house for the first time, we were hit by a wall of fag-smell. Didn’t matter, we loved it. We held a party where we provided pizza and equipped all our mates with wallpaper stripping kit. The nicotine/tar ran out of the walls in rivulets. We all got contact high. Once we removed six layers of wallpaper and wood chip (spawn of the devil) the resultant 120-year old plaster was absolutely dead, falling off in chunks.

So it continued. I won’t document it all, but selected lowblows included:

  • Undiscovered rotten joists
  • Woodworm
  • Live bakelite or cloth-wrapped wiring throughout which hadn’t been removed, just run as parallel circuit
  • Replastering throughout as rooms sequentially were found to have collapsing or damaged plaster
  • Drains collapsing, prompting the stack to back up and digging out 12ft of liquid shit in midwinter
  • Fibreboard dropped ceilings in bedrooms hiding fire damage
  • Asbestos boarding
  • Boiler wired through twist-and-tape off a socket, with no fuse
  • Porch collapsing due to rot hidden behind a fascade

Lots of the work I completed myself. The sleet helping to wash off six month old faeces was a particular joy. We dropped about £15k over three years completely renovating. I hate to think what it would cost in labour, as I did 10+ hours a week on it in addition to my 60 hour work week.

The move

Three years into owning our home I was offered my dream job, one that I didn’t believe would ever happen, working with some of the top people in the world. Snag; it’s 150 miles away in another city. After discussions, I moved to pursue it, with MrsShrink following when she found work. We spent the following six months finishing the house to a high standard travelling the 150 miles at weekends. We never got to appreciate the fruits of our labour.

Facing financial pressure, paying rent and bills on one home and a mortgage and bills on an empty one, we let it out. The tenant was a young professional with a young child, highly qualified, working in my field. Responsible we thought. [Error]. The high end finish did not remain smart. The deposit did not cover the damage.

With the tenant out and again paying for two houses we put it on the market. We had to port our mortgage to avoid a hefty 5% early repayment charge. An asking price offer made within a week of listing fell through three months later, days before exchange. Another offer fell through a month later. We finally accepted an offer 10% under asking price six months later. We completed two months after that, exchanging on our new property on the same day.

The moral

Why am I telling this story? Through sweat, tears, blood and new grey hairs we made £15k net profit. About what the house would have gained through local market forces anyway. We have more equity in our new property and gained a lot of experience for the purchase of the current house:

  • Don’t overlook flaws because of love unless you’re willing to pay for them in time, stress or money
  • Don’t assume that a survey finds everything (or is even worth the paper it’s written on)
  • The more layers of cosmetic presentation/ furnishing/ detail in a house, the more it can hide
  • You may not make money on property
  • You can’t tell what tenants are like until you see how they live
  • Market estimates are dung; something is worth what people are willing to pay for it
  • Get paperwork evidence for everything
  • Houses naturally depreciate over time, they fall down if uncared for

Ultimately we learnt the hard way that early in life mobility for work can be a greater asset than equity. The British romanticism of owning our home hamstrung us and tied us to a financial obligation. As young professionals we could have been better served by considering our mobility as an asset. Don’t settle down until you really know you’re going to. There endeth the lesson for 20-somethings.


  1. https://www.reddit.com/r/UKPersonalFinance/
  2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoozing
  3. https://simplelivingsomerset.wordpress.com/2014/04/06/when-not-to-buy-a-house-a-cautonary-tale-from-a-quarter-of-a-century-ago/
  4. https://www.moneywise.co.uk/news/2018-02-16/homeownership-among-millennials-plummets
  5. https://www.theguardian.com/money/2018/apr/17/one-in-three-uk-millennials-will-never-own-a-home-report
  6. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/apr/28/proportion-home-owners-halves-millennials
  7. https://www.ukvalueinvestor.com/2018/06/uk-shares-uk-property-better-value.html/
  8. http://s0.geograph.org.uk/photos/41/10/411045_a8075d90.jpg

The Yearly Plan

The first yearly plan for my finances, this data is just before tax-year 2018/9.

Up until now I’ve been pretty ad hoc with my finances, much like most professionals (I assume). Budgets are based on how far into my overdraft I am and spending in line with my means. Big surprise bills go on 0% credit cards. I’ve always spent as much as I’ve earned, and have limited tolerance for overexposure (unlike some colleagues). Time now for a change and some structure, namely the flowchart from r/UKpersonalfinance

My main debts are mortgage, credit card, and a small loan to a family member to pay for our wedding. The loan has no interest, and the credit card is 0% for another 2 years. I make more than minimum payments (usually 10x) each month.

Goal 1: Build an emergency fund.

Initially one month, but I’d like 6 for security. I’ve been investigating where to put this, and reading about new banks for current accounts. I’d like to have the benefits of a digital bank as I’m abroad a few times a year. This appears to be a good summary:


So I may set up a Starling account and a Santander 1-2-3 regular saver for it’s 3% interest rate.

Goal 2: Pay off debts

Simple really, but I’ll set up a plan rather than ad hoc.

Goal 3: Reduce superfluous outgoings.

Not too many, but deserves it’s own post.

Goal 4: Commence investing!

I’ll check back in quarterly to see how I’m meeting goals.


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